An elderly spinster agreed to look after her neighbours house and dog whilst they went on their holidays.
The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a bitch that was on heat and the neighbours dog was a male. Nevertheless she had a large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.
As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep the spinster was suddenly awakened by awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs. She rushed down
to find the dogs locked together, as dogs do when mating. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage. Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what to do next.
Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet and after a few rings a rather grumpy vet answered the phone.
The spinster explained the problem.
"Okay",the vet said, "I want you to take the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them. I will then phone your number back and the noise of the telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his state of arousal and be able to withdraw from the female."
"Oh," said the spinster, "Do you think that will work?"
"Well," the vet replied, "IT JUST WORKED ON ME !!!!"
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014
