Good Morning

[Wizzzard]

A Scotsman walking through a field above Loch Lomand , sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor that's full O' coos Sharn'
(Translation: Don't drink the water, it's full of cow crap.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'

Have a great day xxx

[plasticdaft]

Teehee. Nice one mate.

Paul

[poppyfairy]

Morning Wizz
Very Good - Now my prob has always been the remembering of jokes - i.e. I get the first couple of lines and then forget the punch line - or get lost in the story. So going to try and remember - somehow in my befuddled brain

Poppyfairy [:)]

[wonder]

Lovely day, dont want it too hot though. Feel a bit ill[xx(]. Work tomorrow so dont want it too hot or I'll melt.[:D]

[kallis3]

Missed this one yesterday - think I was on the debt section all night!

Loved it Ray.

Very humid here today - had a good storm last night.

[freelili]

Hellooo Wizz

Hope youre Ok, its been hot here too, raining this morning but OK since then, would be better if it coolded down just a bit me thinks.

Special love

[imstruggling]

hi lily- you probably dont remember me but i wont forget you, you helped me through some bad times, i was doing car boot sales, selling on ebay- took in a lodger, i was just keeping my head above water to stay in my house, you were so nice to me, just want you to know im doing ok now-- thanks xxx

[freelili]

Hiya hun, bless you and thanks.

Its great to hear youre doing OK, I do remember, you wanted to plod on, right? I think I remember saying that I thought my lot would sort itself out but it didnt, bit me right on the ass around 6 months later. I was really hoping that wouldnt happen to you. I am doing well now too.

So very pleased that youre doing OK.

Take care now hun.

Lots of love

[chardonnay]

Nice one Ray!! [:)]
The OH is Welsh and he really likd this one!! [:D]