Happy anniversary Endsmeet ... this jokette is for you lol .....
Two gentleman were talking and one said to the other, "You're having an anniversary soon, right?" The other replied, "Yep, 20 years." "Wow," said the other. "What are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?" The other replied, "We're going on a trip to Antarctica." "Wow, Antarctica, that's some gift!" said the other man. "That's going to be hard to beat. What are you going to do for your 25th anniversary?" "Oh, I'll probably go back and get her."
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist
When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric
Here I am doing and saying the same things I did back then and now I'm labelled senile