Life in the old dog yet ....

5 posts Page 1 of 1
Post Reply
 
 

Wizzzard

User avatar
Posts: 1594
Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:34 pm
Location: United Kingdom
Post by Wizzzard » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:30 am
Quote
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an twentyfive year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

Have a great day xx
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
Wizzzard xxx
Top
 
 

Shining

User avatar
Posts: 27019
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:57 am
Location:
Post by Shining » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:59 am
Quote
[:D]
IVA final payment left the bank on the 26th January 2013...looking forward to a debt free future.
Top
 
 

nepensioner

User avatar
Posts: 1967
Joined: Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:55 pm
Location:
Post by nepensioner » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:00 am
Quote
[:D][:D]
F & F Accepted 19th Oct 2010
Top
 
 

Skippy

User avatar
Posts: 20706
Joined: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:08 pm
Location: United Kingdom
Post by Skippy » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:13 am
Quote
[:D][:D]
Top
 
 

kallis3

User avatar
Forum Expert
Posts: 77157
Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:02 pm
Location: United Kingdom
Post by kallis3 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:45 pm
Quote
[:D][:D]
Sharing from experiences of dealing with debt
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
Bob Marley.
http://kallis3.blogs.iva.co.uk
Top
Post Reply
5 posts Page 1 of 1
Return to “friends corner”