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Post by Wizzzard » Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:55 am
On this day in 1979, John Wayne, an iconic American film actor famous for starring in countless westerns, dies at age 72 after battling cancer for more than a decade.

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, "Now there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."

Immediately, a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him, and left.

A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Hillary Clinton appeared on the TV. "She's a horse's ass too," he said.

A customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over, and knocked him off his stool.

"Damnit!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar.

"This must be Clinton country!"

"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"


Have a good day xxx

The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
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Post by kallis3 » Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:55 am
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Post by nepensioner » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:23 am
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