Big Geordie and Jack were talking one afternoon when Geordie tells Jack, "Ya know, Ah reckon Ah'm aboot ready for an 'oliday. Only this year Ah'm gannen ter dee it a little different. The last few years, Ah took yer advice aboot where ter gan. Three years ago yer said to gan ter Hawaii ... Ah went to Hawaii and Georgette got pregnant.
Then two years ago, yer told me ter gan ter the Bahamas and the missus got pregnant again.
Last year yer suggested Tahiti and guess what? Wifey got pregnant again."
Jack asks Geordie, "So, what yer ganna dee different, like, this year?"
Geordie sez, "This year Ah'm tekken her wi'me."
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