Nia
When youre mommy isnt looking, you could go into her room and knock all of her things down, (morgan and oscar do that) you could go outside and then moan to come in straight away, then do it again and again, (Ruby does that) or poo in the bath (Syra did that). Or you could get mommy's washing off the line, (we all do that but I have told them, I do like dangly things, I am a cat, what do they expect?).
I am sure your mommy needs to put neck stuff on sometimes, ours does, well she sprays us. Mine even put nasty cream on my face, after she rubbed my mouth off, and she put pills in me too, I did get skin for that though. Anyway I think youre entitled to get skin if they want to do things like that to you.
PS if you keep turning your back you might get some ham, so keep that up.
Are you a little bit nice like me and Lloyd?