Glad to be back

[Kazzy E]

Hey hunnii. Pleased to see you're back and fighting fit again. I left you a jokette on the other thread (Viki's informing us of your whereabouts). Hope you liked it. Kazzy x

One morning, Andy wakes up to find that his god is lying dead on the floor. He can't quite believeit, so he takes it to the vet. 'I'm sorry, Andy - your dog is dead,' says the vet. 'It can't be' cries Andy. 'I demand a second opinion!' So the vet goes into a back room and comes out with a cat which he puts next to the dead dog. The cat sniffs the dog and goes 'Meeow!' The vet says 'That proves your dog is dead.' Andy says 'No! No! I want another opinion!' So the vet goes and gets a Labrador which also sniffs the dog all over and then write 'Dead' on a piece of paper.

With that, Andy agrees that his dog is dead.

'Right' says the vet, 'That will be three hundred and fifty pounds.'

'What! Just to tell me my dog's dead?' asks Andy in amazement.

'Yes' replies the vet.....

Fifty quid for my diagnosis.
Two hundred for the cat scan
and a hundred for the lab report.

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

[Viki.W]

[:D][:D][:D]

[moretolife]

very good...altho it threw me a bit on first reading as you typed by mistake...his "god " is dead...LOL

[Kazzy E]

LOL [:D][:D] Like to make you guess TOL. No it's just my typo's I'm afraid. You wouldn't have thought I typed for a living would you! [:I] Kazzy x

[kallis3]

I hadn't even noticed the typo Kazzy! Just shows how observant I am!!!!!!!![:D]

[Wizzard]

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I'll think I'll resign now, then [:D][:D][:D][:D]

[Wizzard]

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really really heavy"

[chris.g]

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[kallis3]

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[Kazzy E]

LMAO [:D][:D][:D] Ray, you've still got it mate. Kazzy x

[kallis3]

Forgive me Kazzy, but LMAO????????????

[Soulgrowth]

Hi Ray ... sorry to hear you've been unwell ... but good to see you back again on and form with the jokes to keep us all laughing [:D]

Debbie

[Viki.W]

Kallis, I think it means laughing my ass off, I hope so cause that's what my nephew uses in his text! (am I allowed to say that)

[kallis3]

Thanks Viki. I txt quite a lot and am used to certain things, but not that.

Even my daughter doesn't use that one!