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Post by gavin » Tue May 27, 2008 10:48 pm
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,
"Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
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Post by freelili » Tue May 27, 2008 10:51 pm
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Post by kallis3 » Wed May 28, 2008 6:48 am
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...........but very funny!
Sharing from experiences of dealing with debt
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
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Post by joanne_t » Thu May 29, 2008 10:22 pm
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I loved your joke, although when I told my mother-in-law, she didn't seem to find it quite as funny, I wonder why?
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