Two boys are playing football in the local park in Manchester when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. The reporter starts writing "Young United' Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal."
The boy replies, "I'm not a United fan."
"Sorry, since we are in Manchester I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Little Man City Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a City Fan either," said the boy.
"I assumed everyone in the Manchester was either for the United or City. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Liverpool fan." The boy replied.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Scouse Pratt Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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