A farmer walked into an lawyer's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The lawyer asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
The lawyer said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
The lawyer said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The lawyer said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got me a suit. I wears it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated lawyer said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the lawyer says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
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