Evening Jokette as I have been remiss...

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Post by Wizzzard » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:04 pm
Hi folks ... going to have an early night with a book and a cup of cocoa. I realized today I'd not posted an evening jokette for a few days ... slap me wrist, so here is one for tonight .....

When I was younger, every night, I would go down to the off license, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while I watched TV. One night, as I finished my last beer, the doorbell rang. I stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed me by the collar and threw me across the room, glared at me and left.

The next night, after I finished my 3rd beer, the doorbell rang. I walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched me in the stomach, then left.

The next night, as I finished my 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he kneed me in the groin and hit me behind the ear as I doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night I kept off the beer and didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. He beat the crap out of me and left me in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, I went to see the doctor. I explained events of the preceding four nights.

"What can I do?" I pleaded.

"Not a lot" he doctor replied. "There's a nasty bug going around."

Nitey nite [:D]
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Post by tori » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:40 pm
[:D][:o)][:D]Night night Ray.xx
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Post by angela18 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:41 pm
Rayyyyy thats awful [:o)]
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Post by Abby » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:43 pm
[:D][:D] thanks for that ray ,been reading some posts tonight and they have been so negative, glad i stayed on to read this, gave me a chuckle.xx
 
 

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Post by Skippy » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:43 pm
That's awful!!!
 
 

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Post by Viki.W » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:53 pm
[:D] Night night Ray. X
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Post by kallis3 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:42 pm
[:D][:D]
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Post by moretolife » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:41 pm
i saw that one coming ray
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Post by chardonnay » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:21 pm
Hi Ray,
Hope you slept well.
hat tickled me and it's so good to laugh!!
Take care,
Chardonnay x
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