Cold Calling .... of a type

[Wizzzard]

Joey enters the Confessional:
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Michael O'Brien?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Michael, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Annie Costello?'

'I can't say..'

'Was it Teresa McGinty?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nancy Duffy?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Flaherty?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosie Mcavinny, then?'

'Please, Father, I really can't tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You're suspended from being an altar boy for four months. Now go away and behave yourself.'

Young Michael walks back to his pew, and his friend Patrick slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months holiday and five good leads!'

Have a good day xxx

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