A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the vicar was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The reverend said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
The Vicar queried, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "'Cos I'm in the Secret Service."
Have a great Saturday xxx
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Wizzzard on Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
Wizzzard xxx
