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[kallis3]

I once failed to put currants into a batch of Eccles cakes I was making - that was a total failure!

[ivas4us]

still not a failure. You just made plain eccles cakes instead of fruit ones

[kallis3]

My husband would totally disagree with you there - they went in the bin and he hasn't touched them since!

[ivas4us]

but you didn't fail to make them. Just nobody liked them[:D]

[ivas4us]

I take it all back there is such a thing as failure. I just thought about Gordon Brown [:D]

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

[ivas4us]

must go to bed. Gotta get up late tommorow got a day off.

[kallis3]

[:D][:D]

[waggers]

I take it all back there is such a thing as failure. I just thought about Gordon Brown [:D]

I saw this the other day I will try to keep it short.

man dies and goes to meet Peter at the pearly gates and notices loads of clocks on the wall he asks peter what they are for to which Peter replies they are lie clocks and every time some lies it moves round a minute. peter then points out mother Theresa's clock and says look this never moved during her lifetime as she never lied and there is Winston Churchill's clock it has only moved a couple of times meaning he has only lied a couple of times after pointing out several well known peoples clocks the man asks where is Gordon Brown's clock?
to which Peter replys oh you cannot see that as Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan in his office[:)]

[ivas4us]

[:D]

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

That's a good one!

[David Mond]

Brill [:D][:D][:D]