When Big Geordie finally married a good-looking lass after the wedding he laid down the following rules:
"Hinney, Ah'll come yem when Ah want, if Ah want and at what time Ah want - and Ah divvent expect any hassle from thee. Ah expect a great dinner to be on the table unless Ah tell yer otherwise. Ah'll gan ter footy, gan fishin', boozin', and card-playing when Ah want with my owld marras and divvent you gimme a hard time aboot it. These are me rules! Any comments?"
His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine wi'me lad. Just so you unnerstand. there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every neet - whether you're here or not."
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