There was this bloke sat at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver type swaggers in and steps up next to him, takes the fellers drink, and drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"Nah, it's not that. This day is tornin inter the worst of me life. Forst off, Ah fall asleep, and Ah'm late for me job. Me boss gans crackers and fires me. When Ah leave the factory, me cars been nicked, and the police said they canna dee nowt. Ah get a taxi yem and leave me wallet and credit cards in it. The driver just drives away."
"Ah get yem, and when Ah get there, Ah find me missus in bed wi' me best mate. Ah sneak oot, and come to this pub. And just when Ah'm thinking aboot putting an end to it all, you show up and drink all me poison."
Have a good weekend xxx
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
Wizzzard xxx
