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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:04 pm
by Wizzard
Money, Money, Money
It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A more true Friend you will never find [8D]
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:08 pm
by Viki.W
[:D][:D][:D] Great name! It suits you.[;)] X
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:10 pm
by chris.g
[:D][:D] Great new name Ray, you truly are the wizard of words, [:D][:D]
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:11 pm
by Wizzard
Thanks Viki & Chris.... not too pretentious then??
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:15 pm
by Viki.W
Ha Ha, no Ray, It's PERFECT![:o)] X
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:28 pm
by Abby
wizzard you are a gem, always make me chukkle.[:D]
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:32 pm
by chris.g
Definately not Ray!! In the words of The Fast Show, 'suits you Sir!!!' [:D][:D] xx
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:34 pm
by Wizzard
chris.g wrote:
Definately not Ray!! In the words of The Fast Show, 'suits you Sir!!!' [:D][:D] xx
OI!!! I'll do the funnies thankyou LOL[:D][:D][:D]
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:41 pm
by debtmountain
Hi Ray,[:)]
Great New Name, Does this mean you will be conjuring up even more Jokes for us all?[:D]
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:43 pm
by Wizzard
debtmountain wrote:
Hi Ray,[:)]
Great New Name, Does this mean you will be conjuring up even more Jokes for us all?[:D]
I might pop the odd one in now and again DM[:D][:D]
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:48 pm
by Skippy
Ray (or should that be Wizzard), I just wanted to say how glad I am that you've carried on posting - your jokes and poems really brighten my day x
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:58 pm
by debtmountain
"Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day",
Oh no, that was Roy from Wizzard, not Ray (Showing my age now)[:D]
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:51 pm
by chardonnay
[8D]
Super to see you're back to your old self Wizzard. Glad we didn'oose you - you're way to good at cheering us all up to leave us!!
Hugs,
Chardonnay[:)]
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:18 pm
by Maz
I love it Ray! or Wizard. You are so right in what you say it is true money does not buy everything and does not provide happiness, I should know now; From riches to rags these days. You really cheer me up with your posts here - keep them coming!!
Maz [:D]
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:32 pm
by angela18
me too ray.. i think you're great