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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:59 pm
by Andy1964
A new monk joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence, he is allowed to speak only two words once every ten years.
The first ten years pass and he is asked if he has anything to say and he says "I'm cold", another ten years go by and he is asked again if he wishes to speak and he replies "I'm hungry", a further ten years passes and he is once again asked if he wishes to speak, he says "I'm leaving", the Friar says" thank God for that you've done nothing but moan since you got here !".
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:01 pm
by Car1e
Haha!
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:52 am
by Shining
[:)]
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:58 pm
by olydak
Hee!Hee!
While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do. Then i remembered Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:15 pm
by plasticdaft
font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:<hr height="1" noshade>Originally posted by olydak
Hee!Hee!
While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do. Then i remembered Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99
you bad bad man.[;)]
Paul
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:21 pm
by miak
font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:<hr height="1" noshade>Originally posted by olydak
Hee!Hee!
While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do. Then i remembered Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99
This had me giggling and choking on my coffee... just what I needed, a giggle!! Oh the the monk one was good too!! [:D][:D][:D][:D]
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:32 pm
by Foggy
font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:<hr height="1" noshade>Originally posted by plasticdaft
font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:<hr height="1" noshade>Originally posted by olydak
Hee!Hee!
While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do. Then i remembered Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99
you bad bad man.[;)]
Paul
You are indeed a bad bad man .... it's only £3.50 in the Tesco caff.