Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:29 pm
Big Geordie was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure Ahm drunk?"
"Yes Sir, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, Geordie said, "Thank goodness, Ah thought Ah wore crippled."