Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:54 am
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a hog."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the hell we should blame the pig for something that happened fifty years ago."
Have a great weekend xxx