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www.iva.co.uk • One for Skippy and Harry ... especially Harry - IVA Forum Free advice
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:58 am
by Wizzzard
Skippy decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful cat named Harry along for the company.

One day the cat starts chasing butterflies and before long, Harry discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old cat thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap Harry exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old moggy nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but Harry sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving puss!"

Now, wily owld harry sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"￾, but instead of running, the cat sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, Harry says ...

"Where's that bluddy monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

Moral of the Story?? .... don't mess with the pond weed King!

Excelsior￾

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:56 am
by kallis3
[:D][:D]

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:34 am
by Skippy
[:D][:D][:D]

That's excellent Ray, it really cheered me up!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:46 am
by nepensioner
[:D][:D]Well done Harry!

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:54 am
by Skippy
Unfortunately pond weed is in short supply these days - the neighbours no longer put any in the pond! I can't think why - it was only £5 a pot, and surely Harry's worth that?!?

Unfortunately it'll soon be frog season...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:11 am
by Shining
[:D]