Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:54 am
1 If you have reached the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
2 When you are computing, if someone is watching, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
3 When the going gets tough, upgrade your computer.
4 The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.
5 For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6 To err is human ... to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.
7 He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
8 The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
9 A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10 A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
Have a good day xxx