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... my baby's swallowed a bullet

Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!



.... I've just swallowed a pen

Well sit down and write your name!



.... I'm becoming invisible.

Yes I can see you're not all there!



.... I keep thinking I'm a frog

What's wrong with that?

I think I'm going to croak



.... I keep thinking I'm a vampire.

Necks please!



.... how can I cure my sleep walking?

Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!



.... my sister thinks she is a lift!

Well tell her to come in

I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!

Helen surely if they were really lame then they would be Vetenary Vetenary..........[:D]

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Not one of your better ones Andy![:D]

.....I keep running in circles!

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor