Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:07 pm
There's this little guy sitting in a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half an hour.
Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and downs it in one.
The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says: " Come on man, I was only joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that, today is the worst day of my life.
First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss, outraged, fired me. When I left the building I found that my car had been stolen.
The police said they couldn't do anything.
I got a taxi home, paid the driver, then realised that I left my wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife in bed with the gardener.
I left home, came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life, when you show up and drink my poison..."
Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and downs it in one.
The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says: " Come on man, I was only joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that, today is the worst day of my life.
First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss, outraged, fired me. When I left the building I found that my car had been stolen.
The police said they couldn't do anything.
I got a taxi home, paid the driver, then realised that I left my wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife in bed with the gardener.
I left home, came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life, when you show up and drink my poison..."
