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Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:05 am**

Two boys are playing football in the local park in Manchester when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. The reporter starts writing "Young United' Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal."

The boy replies, "I'm not a United fan."

"Sorry, since we are in Manchester I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Little Man City Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a City Fan either," said the boy.

"I assumed everyone in the Manchester was either for the United or City. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Liverpool fan." The boy replied.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Scouse Pratt Kills Beloved Family Pet."

Have a nice day xxx

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:07 am**

[:D][:D]

What happened to your cat thread Ray? It seems to have disappeared.

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:16 am**

I deleted it Kallis ... it looked to 'busy' and overcrowded. I'm doing a rethink on it even as we type[:D]

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:06 am**

I was just about to go in and look at it!

I await Chapter 2![:D]

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:21 pm**

[:D]

There's one for my family in Manchester when I visit tomorrow!

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:07 pm**

I find that quite offensive and would like it removed!!

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:57 pm**

[:D] bet that will go down well Lesley [:D]

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:44 pm**

As a Man Utd supporter (sorry Andy!) I like that one!

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:50 pm**

I'm not a happy footie fan at the mo....we are managerless again! Deja Vu!!!!

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:33 pm**

I was referring to the 'joke' not Leslies comment.

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:39 pm**

Ahhh you're a Liverpool fan Andy??

Change of management for you too...what would be your expectation for the new season? Top 4?

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:44 pm**

Hi Julie, I had to read that a few times cos I'm sure you hinted at top 4 [:D]

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:46 pm**

[:D] Andy!! Not realistic for you?? What do you think?

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:59 pm**

I'm not completely sold on the Roy Hodgeson thing, but it was really a beggars can't be choosers situation.
Also the man in charge of finding a replacement for Rafa is a Chelsea supporter, so he's bound to want the best of the best in charge of one his teams rivals isn't he!!!!
Have to wait and see who stays, who goes and who comes in, I don't take any notice of the media cos thats usually guesswork.

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:11 pm**

I do think Roy Hodgeson will field the players in the right positions, but I don't know if he will be strong enough to deal with them..do you know what I mean?

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