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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:49 am
by Wizzzard
A Scotsman walking through a field above Loch Lomand , sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor that's full O' coos Sharn'
(Translation: Don't drink the water, it's full of cow crap.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'
Have a great day xxx
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:00 am
by plasticdaft
Teehee. Nice one mate.
Paul
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:02 am
by poppyfairy
Morning Wizz
Very Good - Now my prob has always been the remembering of jokes - i.e. I get the first couple of lines and then forget the punch line - or get lost in the story. So going to try and remember - somehow in my befuddled brain
Poppyfairy [:)]
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:11 am
by wonder
Lovely day, dont want it too hot though. Feel a bit ill[xx(]. Work tomorrow so dont want it too hot or I'll melt.[:D]
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:50 am
by kallis3
Missed this one yesterday - think I was on the debt section all night!
Loved it Ray.
Very humid here today - had a good storm last night.
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:49 pm
by freelili
Hellooo Wizz
Hope youre Ok, its been hot here too, raining this morning but OK since then, would be better if it coolded down just a bit me thinks.
Special love
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:12 pm
by imstruggling
hi lily- you probably dont remember me but i wont forget you, you helped me through some bad times, i was doing car boot sales, selling on ebay- took in a lodger, i was just keeping my head above water to stay in my house, you were so nice to me, just want you to know im doing ok now-- thanks xxx
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:50 pm
by freelili
Hiya hun, bless you and thanks.
Its great to hear youre doing OK, I do remember, you wanted to plod on, right? I think I remember saying that I thought my lot would sort itself out but it didnt, bit me right on the ass around 6 months later. I was really hoping that wouldnt happen to you. I am doing well now too.
So very pleased that youre doing OK.
Take care now hun.
Lots of love
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:18 am
by chardonnay
Nice one Ray!! [:)]
The OH is Welsh and he really likd this one!! [:D]