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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:32 pm
by Wizzard
Two Grouse shooters are out on the moors when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed over. Quickly the other man pulls out his mobile phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "I think my friend is dead! He doesn't seem to be breathing!! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
Silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:36 pm
by moretolife
oh ray...you make me laugh....keep them coming ...a bright spot in an otherwise mediocre day....
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:05 pm
by angelrainbow
[:D][:D][:D]
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:08 pm
by angela18
hee hee.. you funny
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:38 pm
by Soulgrowth
[:D]
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:09 pm
by tryingsohard
Are you the resident Jester?
you made me laugh
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:12 pm
by Viki.W
[:D][:D][:D]
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:41 pm
by Wizzard
Welcome to the forum Family Tryingsohard. If you ever need a shoulder or to share a problem we are here to help and, I hope raise your spirits a little. We all struggle at times but with a smile and an ever open ear we get through the dark times and brighten the good times.
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:48 pm
by tryingsohard
Thank you.
I do seem to have had a very warm welcome. I'm not sure I will be of much use to other members but I can always try. I can't always get on the computer, Children have a habit of beating me to it! But I'll be popping on as much as I can.
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:57 pm
by kallis3
Hi tryingsohard, I am sure you will be a great help to the forum. We all have something to give on here.
Ray - [:D][:D]