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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,
"Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

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...........but very funny!

I loved your joke, although when I told my mother-in-law, she didn't seem to find it quite as funny, I wonder why?