Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:54 pm
• What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
• What to you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
• How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair.
• What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.
• What clothes does a house wear? Address.
• What country makes you shiver? Chile.
• What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.
• What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
• What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It's time to go to sweep.
• What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
• What did the rug say to the floor? Don't move, I've got you covered.
• Why did the doughnut shop close? The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
• What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car? A red carnation.
• What's round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle.
• What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.
• What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
•What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
• What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon.
• What do you do when your chair breaks? Call a chairman.
• What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
• What to you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
• How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair.
• What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.
• What clothes does a house wear? Address.
• What country makes you shiver? Chile.
• What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.
• What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
• What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It's time to go to sweep.
• What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
• What did the rug say to the floor? Don't move, I've got you covered.
• Why did the doughnut shop close? The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
• What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car? A red carnation.
• What's round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle.
• What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.
• What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
•What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
• What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon.
• What do you do when your chair breaks? Call a chairman.
• What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!