Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:39 am
We're going to share out all the wealth,
and then tax you by stealth.
That's after we've put up the price of the beer.
We'll make you pay for the air,
make you pay to sit in your chair,
but we'll give rebates to people with only one ear.
We will give you all extra money,
then take it back when it's sunny.
That is after we've doubled the price of fags.
We'll make you pay should it rain,
and tax your pleasure and also pain,
but we'll give rebates to the people dressed in rags.
You will all be working less hours,
YOU, the people will have all the powers,
that is after we have banned all your free speech.
We'll make you pay for your sex,
turn your cars into complete wrecks,
but we'll give more holidays to the people who teach.
We will scrap all the bills at the vets,
then we will kill all your pets,
that is, after we have arrested all of your wages.
We will make you pay for your grass,
take back your free bus pass,
but there'll be no V.A.T. on books with no pages.
This will all happen soon,
it will all be doom and gloom,
you lot should NEVER have voted us in.
We will take all of your money,
I think that it is very funny.
Stealth tax time is about to begin[:(!][:(!][:(][:(][:(]
Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
and then tax you by stealth.
That's after we've put up the price of the beer.
We'll make you pay for the air,
make you pay to sit in your chair,
but we'll give rebates to people with only one ear.
We will give you all extra money,
then take it back when it's sunny.
That is after we've doubled the price of fags.
We'll make you pay should it rain,
and tax your pleasure and also pain,
but we'll give rebates to the people dressed in rags.
You will all be working less hours,
YOU, the people will have all the powers,
that is after we have banned all your free speech.
We'll make you pay for your sex,
turn your cars into complete wrecks,
but we'll give more holidays to the people who teach.
We will scrap all the bills at the vets,
then we will kill all your pets,
that is, after we have arrested all of your wages.
We will make you pay for your grass,
take back your free bus pass,
but there'll be no V.A.T. on books with no pages.
This will all happen soon,
it will all be doom and gloom,
you lot should NEVER have voted us in.
We will take all of your money,
I think that it is very funny.
Stealth tax time is about to begin[:(!][:(!][:(][:(][:(]
Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.