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Hi guys, havent been around much as my laptop died. I have just recieved a copy of windows xp from ebuyer so I am hoping that it will be fixed. I used to have an old desk top until my autistic son decided to 'make rain' on the screen. (He likes rain on windows and has learned that a wet sponge, wizzed up and down has the same effect on TV and comp screens). You just gotta love em, eh???

I digress, Monday, my children were returned very late last night, after a day with their father.... Knocked up (does that sound rude??) this morning from the man from ebuyer, not a happy man either as I had to recieve my parcel from the window. (I have to double lock everything and was too sleepy to find the key). Anyway, he tripped over a bush, muttering, health and saftey... I tried hard not to giggle..

Then no water, eeee, no shower, cup of tea, nothing, help. My son, who is germ phobic and spends hours in the shower was gutted. Not least because he has a 'photo shoot' today. He has done very well this year and is going into the local paoer and up on the wall. Then, Gemma our dog had crapped on the kitchen floor, not done that for years and years, would you believe it? I dont like Mondays....

Ooooh Lili what a start to the week for you!

I would have laughed at the man from ebuyer and yes "knocked up" did conjure up a different image...maybe that's my kind tho lol [:I]

Hope your son enjoys his photo shoot -whats it for?

Hey Lily, hope the rest of your Monday is better.....you do make me giggle![:I] Well done to your son, can you tell us what it's for? X

Lily you hae such a great way with words.

Could only all happen on a monday eh!!!

Hey thanks, you have to see the funny side of these things dont you??? Cleaning up dog poo with normasol and dettol, washing hands in normasol and hand gel??? They didnt get breakfast, they got a breakfast bar...

Well, its for the new prospectus, the photo shoot, today is the day and he was chosen.. Its a special spread for the college to promote what they can do for special needs kids etc. He has done very well in arts, has done some special work for the guys that do that Andrew Lloyd webber thing. Anyway its going in the paper and he may get to meet the Lord himself, I am sure going with him for that one.....

The problem was the water board, noone here had any, as the pressure was too low, as soon as they had gone it came back on... I text him and Toria. I have just stepped out of a shower and I smell nice, used your shower gel too, you scutters you...... They text me back saying they are going to kipnap my Cole tonight... lol.

Anyway, I have just had Toria on the phone, all excited, she has been picked for the prospectus too, just had her mug shot done..... he is going to be savage....

I am expecting someone round from the council at 2.30. Coming with a veiw to giving me some wasteland at the side of my house, so glad I was able to shower and clean up.....

I am sure going to have some fun with them tonight.... get into the shower you scutters and if you make rain on my comp, they will turn it off again... you get the picture?

I am all behind today, have to godspeed to catch up. Washing machine was bleeping really early this morning, couldnt understand it... it was balking for water... I have a pork joint to cook too, bought it for yesterday as I forgot the kids wouldnt be here.
I am going to my sisters, I bought her a garden statue for throwing my party... I wrapped it up and it looks like,,,,er well it looks like a willy. Its a lady leaning over, her head kind of looks like.... I will say no more, going to put it in the car before this woman comes.

Oh by the way, the ebuyer man, scratched his leg on my bush.....

May I be the 1st to say that perhaps it time for your bush to be trimmed!!!

OMG.... just outside my garden there is an evil oak, our little ruby got herself stuck up it... What an unbelievable day?

Lily you sure have had a erm......interesting day!

Hope things are better now.

X

Well Lily ... it makes my day seem VERY tame!! Make sure you get the hedge trimmers out soon [:D]

Debbie

Now what??? Youre so not going to believe this, just back from my sisters and guess what?? There was a funny noise on the way home, a squeeky noise, the car wouldnt quite pull away, kept on juddering, last island, clunk, no clutch..... I am just home, my daughter and I stranded in this dark dark place, had to push the rest of the way.

I am not going to think how much this is going to cost.... not tonight..... Just glad to be home and safe. I am still smiling for some reason, yeah, I must be going round the twist.

Ruby was rescued by a chappie with a ladder fixing my shouty trouty neighbours guttering. I got pics too of her up there. Ruby I mean, not the neighbour. She still looked cute and I am sure she posed for them.

My sister was pleased with her thingy, she wet herself laughing too about my day.

hope todays abit less eventful!![:D]

Yes Lily, I hope you have a BORING day today.[:D]

Debbie

Oh Lily your posts did make me laugh. I could imagine what was coming out of your mouth the whole day LOL.

Lets hope today is less eventfull and you can just relax.

xxxx