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Hi Everyone,
I don't know if anyone on the forum is a Nostalgia Nut like me
but Sundays on TV is just THE BEST!!
Why my missus was watching boring Last of the Summer Wine or whatever
while continually moaning about doing the Ironing, Cooking,Washing Up and General Housework and before Women start having a POP!! she is PAID!! Housekeeping.
Sundays on ITV4 I had a Blinding Episode of Minder followed by The Sweeney ( Get your Trousers On Your Nicked!!) and to cap it off
a Blinding Episode of The Professionals and C15 Bodie and Doyle, all one after the other.
While my Missus was then Sanding the floor and Washing the Skirting Boards in the Living Room as she wants the Natural Look and then took the Dog out for a Walk, It was then i made Myself a Nice Cup of Tea and Watched Match of the Day 2 with 2 Top of the Table Clashes.
what was even more better was i never have to spend any money.
My Missus had the Hump with me the Next Day as she says That She Is Too Tired!!! BUT SHE'S GOT TOO UNDERSTAND THAT I WORK ALL WEEK!!

Ho Ho , He He if only i had a missus!!!, i liked reading that very good, i`m usally very funny will have to think of something lighthearted to put on here i liked ur entry though ( nothing like it was when i had a wife tho).

Although Andrew I have every Sweeny on DVD ever made it is soooooooo good. Hope to be there one day.....

you made your own cup of tea WOW, was your wife cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush at the time lol x

My hubby comes home from work and cooks me tea.

I don't know what is with these women today.
They all seem to moan and groan but The Housework is part of there daily chores while us blokes work hard bringing in the wages.
WEEKENDS and EVENINGS is my Relaxation.
I think Mrs Skints husband must be wearing a pinny and hair rollers in if he has to come home and cook the Tea.
Anyway i do my fair share around the house anyway
Someone has to pull the curtains too or Turn the TV Over.
Washing,Ironing,Cooking,Scrubbing is way off the mark for me in my household, i prefer to be pampered and relax it is by Far the Best Way.
My missus is always Nagging and Moaning, but she only creates work for herself.
I ain't worried about the colour scheme of the living room or Need a Natural Look for the Floor, i am only interested in saving for an i-pod 80gb.
so she will have to wait as it is me who is bringing the money in.

your mother must be soo proud. x

by the way i hope you understand sarcasum, ( even though i can't spell it,lol)

My mum always looks after me and makes sure that i DO NOT GO WITHOUT!! Unlike my Missus who would rather try and make sure i do.
I HAD TO GO A FULL HALF AN HOUR today before she decided to move and make me my Cup of Tea!!
I had a really hard day today at WORK even though i was on half days annual leave and come home to just more Nagging and Moaning.
So Ungrateful and Unappreciative, , These women are a joke sometimes.
I am taking my missus out the weekend to the Pub as there is a couple of Live Football Matches on.
I think she deserves a treat even though she hates football.

im not sure she deserves to be taken out making you wait a whole half hour for a cuppa, i think you should make her stay home and scrub the floors with her OWN toothbrush lol

Dave cooks my tea - if he didn't we'd either starve or live off microwave meals!

i'd rather starve than let mine cook lol

Are you having a Laugh Skippy 13,
Dave cooks your Tea, Whatever Next.
It should be the other way round.
I bet Dave has to suffer Eastenders, Emmerdale ,HollyOaks and Coronation Street instead of Football.
Dave I think you should start to put your foot down with all this!!!

i think you a feminist at heart arn't you andrew .

We would starve if Dave didn't cook!

Actually you're wrong Andrew - I hate soaps and love football! I have got Dave more into F1 than he was (and convinced him not to support Ferrari!) but I've not yet managed to convince him to watch cricket!

We've decided there's something wrong in our house - Dave wanted to go to the Ideal Home Show and I wanted to go to the Motor Show!