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Post by Andy1964 » Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:59 pm
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A new monk joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence, he is allowed to speak only two words once every ten years.
The first ten years pass and he is asked if he has anything to say and he says "I'm cold", another ten years go by and he is asked again if he wishes to speak and he replies "I'm hungry", a further ten years passes and he is once again asked if he wishes to speak, he says "I'm leaving", the Friar says" thank God for that you've done nothing but moan since you got here !".
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by Car1e » Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:01 pm
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Haha!
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Post by Shining » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:52 am
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Post by olydak » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:58 pm
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Hee!Hee!

While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do. Then i remembered Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99
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Post by plasticdaft » Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:15 pm
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font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:<hr height="1" noshade>Originally posted by olydak

Hee!Hee!

While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do. Then i remembered Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99
you bad bad man.[;)]

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Post by miak » Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:21 pm
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font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:<hr height="1" noshade>Originally posted by olydak

Hee!Hee!

While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do. Then i remembered Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99
This had me giggling and choking on my coffee... just what I needed, a giggle!! Oh the the monk one was good too!! [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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Post by Foggy » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:32 pm
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font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:<hr height="1" noshade>Originally posted by plasticdaft
font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:<hr height="1" noshade>Originally posted by olydak

Hee!Hee!

While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do. Then i remembered Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99
you bad bad man.[;)]

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You are indeed a bad bad man .... it's only £3.50 in the Tesco caff.
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