Olaf Svenson, out in his pasture in Northern Norway, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my wife to be, Lena , is still a Virgin, in every vay."
The doctor told him "Olaf, I'll have to put your 'Little Olaf' in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,but leave it on dere as long as you can." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Bergen .
That night in the Motel, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched body. She said: "Olaf...you' re the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Lena
....still in DA CRATE!
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If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014
