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Post by olydak » Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:54 am
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I met a dutchman yesterday with satnav built into his shoes...cleverclogs
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Post by Andy1964 » Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:58 am
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If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by olydak » Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:27 am
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A dwarf was thinking about looting a butchers, but the steaks were to high
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Post by olydak » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:51 am
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Paddy n Shamuson a tour of London, they spot a shop, suits£10, jackets£6 & shirts £2" F****n hell Patrick, deres a bargain, "lets buy the entire shop", says Shamus" Ok, but don't tell anyone were Irish, cos they hate us", In his best English accent Paddy says, "Can i buy your entire stock please?" Man behind the counter says "Your Irish aint ya" "jesus chroist, how did u know dat?, says Paddy. "Cos we're a f****n dry cleaners!!
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Post by olydak » Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:02 pm
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Are you insured for sex make sure you get the correct insurance, for the sex you are having, please find a list of companies below,catering for most tastes.

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your partner - Standard Life.

Sex with a transvestite Confused . com.

Sex with someone differant- Go Compare.

Sex with a fat bird - More Than.

Sex on the back seat - Sheilas Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged
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Post by Foggy » Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:19 pm
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Don't even think about Saga !!!
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Post by olydak » Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:56 pm
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House party always one left over in the morning! Lying on the floor behind the sofa, *****n legless can't stand! Asked where he lived? so dragged him up, pulled him down the path to the car, *****n legs all over the place! Chucked him in the car and took him home! Dragged him up to his house and knocked on the door! Brought your son home from the party! His mum replies" Did you bring his wheelchair?"
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