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Andy1964

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Post by Andy1964 » Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:27 pm
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A mate of mine got himself an allotment to save some money on veg. etc, anyway, the first time he went a 6" layer of topsoil had strangely appeared, he thought nothing of it and the next day another 6" of topsoil had been spread all over, the following day it happened again.
Hmmm....he mulled...the plot thickens! [:p][:p]
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Post by kallis3 » Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:30 pm
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That's awful Andy!
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Post by Foggy » Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:46 pm
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Someone has mysteriously spread an evil rumour that our allotments are haunted. Now several people are too scared to go there..............The plot chickens.
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Post by Julie » Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:54 pm
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[:0] we need a "groan" smiley [:D]
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Post by 4kidsnocash » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:23 pm
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I got up one morning and found my allotment covered in copies of "Great Expectations" Hmmm I thought, the plot Dickens

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Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
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Post by Andy1964 » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:24 pm
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I'm sure I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor the other day ...........first I was afraid then I was petrified [:0]
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Post by Andy1964 » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:26 pm
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Ever wonder why allotments aren't allowed at sea......the plot sickens [:D]
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Post by Foggy » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:36 pm
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Someone has mysteriously poured oil on my allotment... The plot slickens...
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Post by Andy1964 » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:42 pm
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I heard an allotment calling to me......the plot beckons.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by 4kidsnocash » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:56 pm
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Premier Inn have built a new hotel on our allotments, the plot check - ins
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Post by Andy1964 » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:59 pm
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Got a terrible blocked nose..........??
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Post by Foggy » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:10 pm
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.... the snot thickens ?????
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Post by Foggy » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:18 pm
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When you're neckin' with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it's funny...
But it's not
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Post by kazzafunk » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:54 pm
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Oh dear guys these are terrible!! But very funny.[:D]
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