A Geordie miner (rare species) appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, Ah can think of one thing," the miner offered. "Once, on a trip to Sunderland, Ah came across a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young lass, like. So Ah said to them leave hor alone, but they wouldn't listen, like. So Ah grabbed hod of the biggest, ugliest biker and smacked him in his gob, kicked his bike ower, pulled out his nose ring, and hoyed it away."
I yelled, "Now, back off marras!! Or I'll kick the crap outa all a yez!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Aboot ten minutes ago..."
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The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
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