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Post by Wizzzard » Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:34 am

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the person next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt karate teacher. The girl sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and she's a rugby player. The lady to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and she's a female wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Have a great day xxx

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Post by kallis3 » Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:36 am
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Sharing from experiences of dealing with debt
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
Bob Marley.
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Post by Julie » Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:41 am
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Post by Shining » Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:17 am
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Post by nepensioner » Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:21 am
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